Really enjoying these two compilations from Qunabu, some Polish netlabel:

• Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Dub Band #1 (2006)
• Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Dub Band #2 (2008)

Who knew you could get music? for free?!?! over the INTERNET???!?!?!

mamacdon 23:31:
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mamacdon 23:31:
i am filling out a plentyoffish profile ­

mamacdon 23:31:
i wonder if this qualifies as rock bottom yet

To: 613-762-xxxx, 9:22P
Hello?

From: 613-762-xxxx, 9:23P
Who is this?

To: 613-762-xxxx, 9:25P
This is mark. But you called me, so i should be asking you that question

From: 613-762-xxxx, 9:26P
Sorry I dialed the wrong number.

To: 613-762-xxxx, 9:29P
No worries mate. Peace

From: 613-762-xxxx, 9:30P
Hey do you have any hot girlfriends that you can introduce me to?

I applied for a new health card in mid-November, when I moved. I did so because of the Ministry of Health and Long-Term Care's dire warning that “Failure to notify the Ministry may affect your health coverage”.

Today, 68 business days later, long after I'd forgotten about the whole thing, it showed up in my mailbox.

Good thing I don't get sick often.

Ron Asheton died.

:(

This will be the year when everything goes right.

Note: Leave a comment if you read this. I’m wondering if anyone uses Livejournal anymore.

Addendum, 09-27-2009: No luck so far, but there's still time!

Apparently using an iPod in the car is a $500 offence now.

McGuinty needs to eat my balls

...or, why Lotus Notes sucks, reason 20080822.1349

In the Windows task manager, kill all instances of:

NOTE: Some Notes advocates claim that running

Is someone allowed to eat a ballot?

According to section 167(2)(a) of the Canada Elections Act, “no person shall wilfully alter, deface or destroy a ballot”. Subsection 480(1) of the Act also provides that every person is guilty of an offence who, with the intention of delaying or obstructing the electoral process, contravenes this Act.

Apparently Microsoft spent those five years on Vista developing a technique for making a sidebar with two items:

…leak 700MB of memory:

Google Maps has bus routes on here now

I cannot stop listening to this:

Dear diary, today a girl on a bike ran a stop sign when I had the right of way, and then gave me the finger.

At first I was like ๏̯͡๏
But then I was like ಠ_ಠ

After the clock strikes 5:00 on Sundays, there is literally nowhere to buy beer in Ottawa.

I'm excited about the return of the Erotic Thriller Title Generator, a classic Underground/spasm!turkey project that unfortunately fell off the Internet a while back. It now sports a redesigned interface.

I'm thinking of enhancing it to support more complicated titles generated by a cheesy mini-grammar.